Who is this ninja, Wise in the ways of poems, Who giveth his prose? He is like the wind, Invisible, yet his strength Turns mountains to dust! Beware the ninja; His words charm and snare the mind He conquers the soul! From where spring his words, Which like beer can break the mind Yet inspire the heart? The Ninja sees much His power comes from data: SQL power! His ultimate skills Flow forth from his PHP Processed by terror! How I wish I were As awesome as The Ninja! Is it possible? No!